August 2009
4 posts
it’s amazing how many different sounds car alarms can make. i can’t believe that so many people are having their cars stolen. yes, i live in south providence, but i think that the major reason car alarms go off so much around here is because someone’s pet sat on the keys or someone’s kid thinks its a toy. there needs to be a solution to get people to stop ignoring their...
some guy just rang our doorbells asking for an envelope he left in one of the first floor window sills.
he meant to leave it in the house next door’s window.
providence, looking for some extra cash? look in some window sills.
July 2009
3 posts
i now know what the sound of a hungover providence is.
pure silence.
whack it.
the condo association management staff are here to do some landscaping, i.e. - mowing the lawns.
with weed whackers. now, i noticed that armory properties also had a thing for weed whacking the grass. cheaper? yes. faster? maybe. but there are a lot of negatives to weed whacking entire expanses of grass. weed whacking is good for edges. why? because lawnmowers typically can’t get...
vidal blanc and the RI-ness of it all.
me and mine went to sakonett vineyards a couple of weekends ago in an effort to avoid packing. while there, we embarked on a wine tasting session. then we put on our straw hats and birkenstocks and proceeded to sit down in some comfy white adirondack chairs. scratch the adirondack chairs, but you get what i am saying.
those of you who know me, know my affinity for red wine. port, pinot noir,...
June 2009
7 posts
news flash: angelina jolie still wears mostly black.
what would i do without yahoo news? i can have a day now.
Watchyahoo just discovered tony lepore. and the great pyramids. they’re pumped.
following bruno
my favorite bruno twitter posts:
Bruno’s tip of ze day - do not try to have sex in a fire, just because it looks cool 5:53 AM Jun 10th from web
Having NIGHTMARE day. Ran bath too deep, no plumber for 3 hours! Vant to eat egg - zere’s no instructions how to open it! No zipper, nothing 2:31 PM May 27th from web
feed
tip: if you get a job at McDonald’s, they’ll feed you for free during your breaks.
then, your breath and skin will resemble the scent of a happy meal. a delicious, delicious happy meal.
decoding guy talk.
according to yahoo.com.
He says: “I’ve been busy lately.”He means (if you’ve dated less than six months): ”I’ve lost interest in you.”He means (if you’ve dated longer than that): ”I like you, but I need to focus on other things.” really? people say that at 6+ months? are these people talking on a fortnightly basis?