following bruno
my favorite bruno twitter posts:
Bruno’s tip of ze day - do not try to have sex in a fire, just because it looks cool
5:53 AM Jun 10th from web
Having NIGHTMARE day. Ran bath too deep, no plumber for 3 hours! Vant to eat egg - zere’s no instructions how to open it! No zipper, nothing
2:31 PM May 27th from web
