it’s amazing how many different sounds car alarms can make. i can’t believe that so many people are having their cars stolen. yes, i live in south providence, but i think that the major reason car alarms go off so much around here is because someone’s pet sat on the keys or someone’s kid thinks its a toy. there needs to be a solution to get people to stop ignoring their own car alarms. here are some ideas for new ones.
1. air horn. yes, it exists to annoy sports fans, but i think that the continuous sound of air horn car alarm will turn even the most general malaise-driven asshole to get off the couch and turn off the alarm.
2. the sound of a woman shrieking “RAPE!!!”. self explanatory.
3. a car alarm that makes your car actually start to drive away on its own. if my downstairs neighbor knew that would happen when his alarm went off, he wouldn’t wait 5 minutes EVERY SINGLE TIME IT WENT OFF to silence it. (that’s what all this is really about, by the way.)
4. someone already had the brilliant idea that your car calls you when your alarm goes off and doesn’t stop until you pick it up. all cars and their people should have this.
